I am a victim of vicious pranks!

I don't know why anyone would pull such vicious pranks on innocent me, I know I have never ever done ANYTHING to anyone. As you shake your head in disbelief to my misfortune, here are my stories....

When I was in high school, my best friend James had me over his house. He was telling me that his dad bought some new snack which is made out of liver. He went on to ask me if I like liver. I was fresh off the boat so I said YES.

James then brought me out a dish of some little chunks of liver....yes, you guess it.



I can tell you that it did not taste very good, nor like liver.

The next incident happened in college...

Steve, Chris and I were out on weekends at Safe House, one of our regular hangouts. As the night went along, I was exchanging looks with this gal at next table. Being " Rico Suave " that I was, I send some drinks over and a rose, and I sat back and lit a cigarette ( I don't really smoke but did had some at bars back then. ) try to look super kool.

Next thing I knew was a big explosion...




Well, so much for " Rico Suave " in a sea of laughter all around the bar..... :(

I know you are all very sad and angry for such injustice done to poor me, but I will survive....

P.S. For those who are too young to know who Rico Suave was...