It turns out I am the last well informed, fair and balanced blogger left in Waukesha, I was offered by both Mayor candidate camps for a position in exchange of my endorsement.
From Mayor Nelson's camp: I will be responsible to pick out his ties and expand his tie collection. Since I did blog about his fashion statement is not loud enough, I can lend him my yellow Rubber Ducky tie.
From Mr. Scrima's camp: I will be NAMED to be one of the Very Smart People.
Either way, I do not think I will lose.
Don't forget to vote on April 6th, folks. All kidding aside, this is a very important election for the future of Waukesha. Support your candidate with passion. May the best man win!
It might be best for Scrima not to name you. You can cost him the election.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point there.
ReplyDeleteNo love for da fool, hey!?
ReplyDeleteFor Scrima - Hold out for "Common Council Attitude Adjuster", he's gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteI am very sad to inform you all that both camps deny making any offer to me. I am a victim of a vicious April Fool day prank. For a minute I thought I can be "Very Smart" or have a sense of fashion.
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